Just a couple of random thoughts thus far from vacationland…….
Don’t ask why your aunt just bought a minivan (after you’ve loaded all your luggage into it). Because the answer might be “because it’s big enough to carry a deer carcass”.
If your kids sees another kid pee outside, they will immediately insist that they also have an emergency situation that 2 minutes ago, didn’t exist.
Peeing outside is awesome.
There are no iPhones in North Dakota. AT&T doesn’t have ANY coverage in all of No Dak and “most” of Minnesota. Although I beg to differ as I’ve traveled through most of Minnesota these past few days and have had service. I feel like such a rock star with mine.
You can tell a 6 year old a hundred times to shut the door behind him when coming in and out of the house and he still won’t do it – until you tell him that if he leaves it open, snakes will get in the house.
If you fall asleep in the sun, you will burn.
Never agree to look at someone’s wedding photos unless you have no other plans for the rest of the night.
If you plan on eating at a Perkins restaurant, you better bring a credit card or some cash:
Oh, and just pretend you don’t see the old man in the diaper standing in the kitchen. Just keep looking at the wedding photos……